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Scene begins with Puni§her backstage on the set of the tonight show. He has the Tag-Title around his waist and the mutilated hardcore title over his right shoulder. He's getting all powdered up for his appearence in a few minutes. Black Widdow is sitting in the corner...refusing to get the makeup on. After a minute or two you can hear Edd Hall introducing the Proliferation of Pain. Puni§her Adjusts his titles and Black Widdow picks up his title and they both walk out to the stage area and the audience leaves out a huge pop for the new ICWF Tag Team Champions. Black Widdow sits down, but Puni§her tries to get a little more outta the crowd and succeeds. Puni§her, satisfied, sits down and waits for Jay Leno to begin to talk.
Leno: So..Puni§her, how do you feel right now?
Puni§her: Well Jay...I'm feeling great. I am the first person in ICWF history to hold more than one title at the same time..so overall...it's been pretty good.
Leno: Well how do you feel about your partner, the uhh Black Widdow, actually pinning you?
Puni§her: Well..it was a brilliant move on his part..after all..who would think that you'd pin your own partner? I mean..we talked it over before the match and agrred that should the opporitunity show itself, we would do just that..but I give all the credit to Black Widdow.
Leno: You sorta have a mysterious history about you...would you care to clarify?
Puni§her: No..that's none of your damn business, next question!
Leno: Well...how do you feel about begin knocked out by zimmerman's partner?

Puni§her: Well..my views on that whole deal it this...I don't really give two shakes of a rats ass whether or not i was laid out by his partner...all that matters it the 5 pounds of gold strapped around my waist and the 3 pounds over my shoulder.

Leno motions to Black Widdow.

Leno: So Black Widdow..what is the deal with Lady Widdow, she seems to be the one wearing the pants in the relationship, I mean come on...she's defending you at every turn..what's up with that?

Black Widdow: Listen to me you rich little twirp...you may be the host of this show..but I am the host of you whole fucking life. You think that I am in the mood for your bullshit? I don't think so...the only reason I even came onto this show was because Pun wanted for me to meet you..but to be honest...you suck and that's why you cannot get head from anyone else than a drunken prostitute!
Puni§her: Calm down man...just think of how much money we can spend in Hollywood with this...

Puni§her pulls out a gold card. A slight grin comes over pun's face and black widdow chills out a bit.

Leno: What is that card?

Puni§her: That's for us to know and you to find out...don't get him started again.

Black Widdow: As i was saying...President Carter...you must be that guy working in the chocolate factory because you sure as hell like to shovel the shit...you you have no problem with packing it. I'm tired of being the public punching bag...the corporation in my views are just a bunch of circle jerkers who don't know wrestling from their own asses.
Leno: So puni§her, what do you think of having to defend your tag-team title against one nation at the next ICWF pay-per-view?
Puni§her: What do I feel about facing One Nation again? Hmm..i could ponder this for a while but the fact of the matter is that we will go into this next match with the same mentality as we went in last sunday. He will win at all costs...and if it invloves being sneaky and underhanded, then so be it.
Leno: Are you saying that you will stop at nothing to assure victory?
Puni§her
Did all those years rot your brain? Of course that's what i said...no matter what it takes!
Leno: Why is being the champion so important to ya?
Puni§her: When you grow up with nothing..you appreciate all that you've accomplished..and to be honest, i have yet to see someone in the ICWF more deserving of this title than the Proliferation of pain.

Leno: Well thanks for coming on the show..but that's all we have time for

Puni§her and Black Widdow stand up and walk out of the studio. They are met by a Limo and are taken to a charity fundraiser.
Black Widdow: I hate this shit..why do we have to do this shit?
Puni§her: Because if you can remember..the last time we went out like this we spent over 120,000 bucks..wanna try to break that record?
Black Widdow: I don't care..but we better start doing something fun soon.
Puni§her and Black Widdow arrive at the charity fundraiser.
Puni§her: Hello everyone and thanks for having us. I hope there's a big turnout..especially since it's a worthy cause. As you know..or should know..we are the ICWF Tag Team champions and will be appearing later tonight on the tonight show.
Black Widdow is furious...he is having a ahrd time keeping still. A person attending the fundraiser throws an apple and Black Widdow snaps. He dives over the table to the ignorant fan. The spectator tries desperatly to get away but his attempt is of no use...black widdow catches him and starts laying into the spectator. He is unrelentless...the spectator crying out in pain is probably regretting ever throwing that apple. Puni§her waits for Black Widdow to tear into the spectator some more before going in to break it up. Security is already in there but are met by a series of ddt's and headbuts. Puni§her reaches and and grabs black widdow's hand, but black widdow nails Puni§her too..but he immediatly stops. Puni§her gets back to his feet and black widdow can't believe what he just did...Puni§her just brushes off his suit, and compliments Black Widdow on the great punch.
Black Widdow: Take that you little monkey raper..want some more?!?
Puni§her: Well..I hope you all enjoyed our apperence...with that being said...I'd like to make a donation..do you accept credit card?
Fundraiser Person: Yeah..visa..mastercard...or american express?
Puni§her: American Express of course...I never leave Carter's house without it. I'd like to donate $300,000.
Fundraiser Person: Wow! Are you sure? This is non-refundable...
Black Widdow: Are you saying my partner doesn't know what he's saying?!? Don't make me come over there!
Puni§her: BW..calm down..it's not worth it. You know what..I was wrong...i meant to say $500,000. Thanks for clearing that up.
Fundraiser Person: Why are you being so generous?
Puni§her: Cuz I want all those needy children to have a good car..or two...hehe
FundRaiser Person: WOW! We excedded last years total by over $400,000 dollars!
Puni§her: Come on BW..let's blow some money somewhere else.
Black Widdow: Do we get to trash things?!? Please tell me we get to trash thing!
Puni§her: Yeah..we'll bust some shit...
Black Widdow and Puni§her walk to a nearby ford dealer and they buy a fully loaded 2000 Mustang Cobra. Nitrous Oxide Boosters, 6 disc cd player..the works. They put it on the american express card and rip out of the ford parking lot. The Scene goes to a commercial. Coming back from commercial shows Puni§her and BW walking out of Wal-mart carrying a wooden baseball. They put the top down on the mustang and bw gets in the back. Pun takes off and they play a little mailbox baseball. Black Widdow accidently puts one of the mailboxes through a window. A shotgun blast is heard and a druken old hick comes out of the house wearing his long johns. He shoots at the mustang but he just cannot seem to find the target.
Black Widdow: That was fucking close!
Puni§her: Too bad he was too drunk to aim that gun..it would've been funny seeing you get shot.
Black Widdow: Shut the hell up..I would have had to take my ass over to that guy and shove that gun where it belongs!
Puni§her and Black widdow pull up in front of a bar.
Puni§her: Let's get somthin to drink...
Black Widdow agrees and both Puni§her and BW go inside. The camera cuts to a match on a house show. After the match is over the camera cuts back to inside the bar. Puni§her is definatly smashed and BW isn't too far behind...by the time they leave both men have gone way above their limit. Puni§her climbs into the mustang and Puni§her takes the speed bump at full speed...throwing Black Widdow around in the back.
Puni§her: This..iss juus wut we needed...
Black Widdow: Yeah..this wuz so fun..
Puni§her makes a sudden turn and speeds down a dark dirt road. They arrive at a quant tatoo parlor. Puni§her stumbles into the building with black widdow. The Scene goes to another commercial. When they come back..Puni§her has a tatoo of minny mouse tatooed on his leg...but Black Widdow got a tatoo of a peace sign..worst of all it's right in the middle of his forehead! They stumble out to the car and after a few minutes..black widdow screams out..suddenly realizing what had just happened.
The Scene ends with Proliferation of pain driving off as the sun is rising behind them

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